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STRAIGHT FROM THE LARD HUMUNGUS' ASS FAT COMES:

LARD! LARD! LARD!

ITS THE INCREDIBLE, FUCKABLE, SLIMABLE, NON EDIBLE, PINCHABLE, SQUISHABLE, SQUEEZEABLE, SQUASHABLE, STRETCHABLE, BOUNCEABLE, PLOPPABLE, POPPABLE, STUFF
ONCE YOU PICK IT UP, YOU WON'T WANT TO PUT IT DOWN
FOR BOYS AND GIRLS AGES 5 - 69

EACH BAG COMES WITH A HAND DRAWN "STINKY STEVE" IN POOP BROWN CRAYON!

SO YOU GET A PIECE OF MY BODY AND A FREE ORIGINAL DRAWING!

WHAT A DEAL!

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